Saturday, January 15, 2011

D.E.F.C.O.N. (Five Intro)

"For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past, or the present, are certain to miss the future," says president John F. Kennedy, "I said, are certain to miss the future" he slams his hand on the table.
Castro starts laughing, "Coño, I miss that!"  McNamara walks to Castro.
"Prime Minister Castro," says McNamara, "this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
"In good faith!" cuts in Kennedy.
"...in good faith," continues McNamara, "to sort this thing out.
"And why is he here," asks Castro as he points to Nixon, "He lost!"
"As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names," says Kennedy, "Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Nixon gets up out of paranoia as he hears a bang on the wall.
Sounds like someone breaking in.." says Nixon.
"Just the storm, Dick," says Kennedy, "Sit down."  Zombies growl and break the window.
"Oh my God," shouts Nixon.  Nixon faints, and Castro stands up from his chair.
"It appears the Pentagon has been breached," says McNamara.
"Zombies," says Kennedy, "Gentlemen, in times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression."  Kennedy activates the secret locker on the wall, revealing an arsenal of weapons.  "Gentlemen, lock and load."  Everyone loads up their guns.
"Viva la Revolucion," says Castro.  All of them stand together.
"Any last words, Mr. President," asks McNamara.
"Yes Jack," says Nixon, "Any superlative words of inspiration to your humble troops?
"Do not pray for easy lives, my friends," says Kennedy, "Pray to be stronger men.  Everyone cocks their guns, and prepares for battle.

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